I ran today! I ran! It was fun! I did not die of exhaustion (I took it very slowly). Woohoo! My scheme was like this:

2 minutes running
2 minutes walking

x4

Also, my shoes, which are actually tennis shoes that I hadn't used in ages, squeaked like I was stepping on a monkey every time my foot touched the ground. Someone even said: "Hey, who's kicking a monkey?" and I quickly turned the corner and ran a little harder.

Okay maybe no one said that. But only because it was seven in the morning and no one in the whole wide world was even awake yet.

Guys.

I'm starting running tomorrow.

I know, I know, I've said this before. I've tried this before. In fact, I had my alarm set at 6.30 this morning, for the sole purpose of doing a morning run. As soon as my alarm went off, I turned off my phone and went back to sleep.

But tomorrow it will happen.