I ran today! I ran! It was fun! I did not die of exhaustion (I took it very slowly). Woohoo! My scheme was like this:
Also, my shoes, which are actually tennis shoes that I hadn't used in ages, squeaked like I was stepping on a monkey every time my foot touched the ground. Someone even said: "Hey, who's kicking a monkey?" and I quickly turned the corner and ran a little harder.
Okay maybe no one said that. But only because it was seven in the morning and no one in the whole wide world was even awake yet.
2 minutes running
2 minutes walking
x4
Also, my shoes, which are actually tennis shoes that I hadn't used in ages, squeaked like I was stepping on a monkey every time my foot touched the ground. Someone even said: "Hey, who's kicking a monkey?" and I quickly turned the corner and ran a little harder.
Okay maybe no one said that. But only because it was seven in the morning and no one in the whole wide world was even awake yet.